Three Oregonian drivers turned a trip down the highway into a full-on shoving match over claims of missing children and pelted objects in Reddit’s latest viral brawl.


The F-bombs began flying moments after the two vehicles, the first driven by a woman in a ponytail and the second by a man with a green-dress-sporting companion, pulled off of Oregon’s I-5 highway.


It’s unclear what, exactly, started this beef from the get-go, the woman in the green dress told the videographer that the ponytail-rocking driver “threw something at our car.” “Call the cops!” she exclaimed.



The ponytail-sporting brawler, however, had a much different, almost Pizzagate-esque, explanation for their feud.


“They killed all my kids,” she appeared to say through the clip’s garbled audio. “The other two are 25 feet from that shop.”


While it’s unclear what shop she was referencing, she doubled down on these alarming sentiments in yet another fourth-wall-smashing confessional.


“I found eight kids right there. Eight children in the bushes,” she said, her finger pointed sternly at the camera.


Meanwhile, the woman in the green dress appeared incredibly confused.


“Call the cops! She threw something at our car!” she continued, denouncing her opponent as “f**king crazy!”


Though the alleged trash-tosser remained tight-lipped on her sanity, she reiterated her claims of discovering a John Wayne Gacey-ian burial site mere feet away.


“Dude, there’s eight kids next to that shop on your team, eight children, three of them are mine!” she said.


Moral of the story? Always stay in your lane — literally and metaphorically.